Cereal Legends: Part II

The best has yet to come...

By now, we have all established our favorite childhood cereals. In part one, I introduced a few cereal legends, but as you know, there is much more to be covered! So, let's get started...

I can remember when I first discovered Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I was simply amazed at how good the cereal actually was. My sister and I actually agreed on one thing, making this an easy choice for my mom to pick up at the store. Although we learned through commercials that adults should never question a child's cereal choice, a parent might have received "It's the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite" remark when a kid placed the cereal in the buggy. I am not sure any kid actually ever said that, but it is a good excuse...

"Nobody can say no to Honey Nut Cheerios", go ahead, prove me and General Mills wrong. Although you may consider this to be an old person's cereal, I have recently decided that I actually like them. Now as a kid, I wouldn't have touched them with a ten foot pole, but if one person could have persuaded me to partake in Cheerios, it would have been none other than Mr. Scrooge himself. Although I couldn't find a decent picture of the commercial, I am sure you remember how great it was, and how great it still is. Even if the cereal didn't taste good, the Christmas commercial would make it all worth while.

Poor, poor rabbit, he couldn't even get a spoonful of his own product. Even if he did get even a sample, being called "silly" all of your life has to be demeaning. No matter, Trix was the one cereal my mom shunned me from getting. After all, didn't you know Trix was "pure sugar"? Ok, it really isn't, but that's what my mom always said. From colorful shaped balls, to fruit shapes, back to colorful shaped balls; Trix provided all of the fruity flavored cereal a kid could ask for. I even enjoy a bowl here and there today (just don't tell my mom).

I believe we can all recall the Apple Jacks commercials, where the parents questioned their kids (and friends) about their liking of the cereal, only to receive a snappy short witted reply of "we just do". We just do...honestly, I want to hate the comment, but it works. Apple Jacks weren't the most flavorful cereal around, heck, they didn't even taste like apples; but why do people continue to buy Apple Jacks?? We just do.

Now here is a cereal that was fun to eat and tasted good too! You can't tell me that you didn't act as if you were enjoying a hearty bowl of dog food.


Can you honestly tell a difference? Not that it matters, Cocoa Puffs had a great chocolate taste, and an awesome dog food shape. The only thing that made this cereal even better, was eating it with the special spoons I received as prizes from the box.

Honey Comb is one of the prize cereals that allows kids to talk improperly, yet still get what they want. Although Honey Comb was around a while before the crazy commercials surfaced; I can't shake the memories of that crazy animal thing running around screaming "Me want Honeycomb!". My best experiences with Honey Comb came from visiting my uncle who lived out of state. He always had boxes of Honey Comb for us to eat in the morning. Those were good times.



I know that this will shock you, but I have never tried any of the three 'monster cereals'. I am not sure why I never did, for the boxes were always so fascinating...I just never did. I would like to imagine what they would taste like, because if you are going to have monsters as your box mascot, you better be able to back them up with some killer cereal. Many people have commented on them before, so I am sure they have to be worth the fuss. So, before you get too angry, rest assured, I will try all three...very soon.

Even though I haven't had Cookie Crisp in forever, I always loved the cereal. I think that it has to do with the mentality that I discussed about Lucky Charms. I was eating cookies and milk for breakfast, how great was that? So, to recap, my mom would let me eat cookies and milk for breakfast, but not Trix?...that's life. I don't think I remember the box pictured above; for my boxes always featured the cop and the robber/dog. One thing that always stuck with me, was the promotion Cookie Crisp did with Marvel Comics. In each cereal box, you could collect Marvel trading cards, which prompted me to dig through the cereal as it was being unloaded from the grocery bags. Moral to the story: I like COOOOOOOKIE Crisp!

I need to correct myself from earlier, my sister and I (as kids) agreed on two things. Along with Cinnamon Toast Crunch, we both enjoyed Golden Grahams, which became a before school staple. Golden Grahams always featured such a unique texture, and taste, making this a longtime favorite. As a bonus, after eating all of the cereal in your bowl, you had the privilege of drinking the leftover honey milk. Mmm honey milk, I can still taste it today.

Although I never cared much for Honey Smacks, my dad sure did! I can remember him eating bowls after bowls, while I dug my hands through his box for the featured prize. Even though I didn't like the cereal, I did enjoy Diggum the frog, more over his arch enemy Sugar Bear.

I am not too sure about the difference between the two cereals, if there is any, all I know is that I didn't like either. If you look at the boxes, it would seem as if they were planning some type of honey pot showdown. Or, perhaps they are just flavoring their cereals, either way, may the best man (or in this case, animal) win!

To wrap up the article, I am ending with a classic. No, Rice Krispies didn't have a good chocolate or fruity taste, and you did have to load it down with sugar; but it is a timeless cereal none the less. Snap, Crackle, and Pop have been slaving away for years to provide us with the cereal that created one of the best treats around, that being none other than the Rice Krispy Treat. After years of success, I imagine that the folks at Kellogg's decided to cash in and reap the benefits, by creating Rice Krispy Treats Cereal. Unlike its mother cereal, this cereal was actually quite tasty. So, before you put down the Krispies, remember, they do serve a higher purpose than just a bland old breakfast cereal...

Well, that about does it. I know that I didn't cover every cereal ever created, but I did my best to hit the highlights. Cereal comes in many different varieties, like our childhoods, making them unique and special to us all! Until next time...


Thanks to everyone I borrowed pictures from, you helped make this article possible!






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    cousin Kenster Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    those Sugar Golden Crisp bring back big memories......
    dopamine Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    The monster cereals were actually hard to find here in california. All we had was count chocula. Boo berry was only available in cerain states.
    AndyP Posted 4 years 10 months ago

    I never actually tried the monster cereals either. Which is odd because I love me some monster movies.
    PetePete Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    Sure Brings back the good old days! I would like to see
    the Quake and Quisp kid's cereal commercials added for
    viewing. [email protected]
    dalmatianlover Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    No mention of the original three bakers of CTC or the two forgotten monster cereals?
    agbrown83 Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    About the monster cereals; there was a fourth one called Fruity Yummy Mummy. Must not have been real popular.
    cselkins Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    I believe dad called them "sugar smacks" and you STILL didn't mention Crackin' Oat Bran...
    DMoney89 Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    I WANT ALL THOSE CEREALS NOW.

    I never did get around to trying Coco Puffs or any of the monster cereals.
    mrstinky Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    wheres mikey ?
    angryellow Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    Excuse me, I have to go to the grocery store now. Me want Honey Comb.
    StarSprinkles84 Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    This makes me want to grab a bowl of Trix...or Cocoa Puffs...I bet they taste better than cookie crisp.
    I hated cookie crisp :( They didn't taste like chocolate OR cookie!
    Is Diggum still around?
    HarryReems Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    I wanna eat cereal for breakfast right now.
    rowemedic Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    i miss the days of ceral for breakfast. now its just coffee and go.

    i am gonna bring those days back.
    asnaes1981 Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    MMMMMMM....Honey milk.
    fit_n_fun Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    Heh, man oh man, do those Cocoa Puffs look like little balls of dung...but for serious, I love Honey Nut Cheerios. How I've yearned to go on a Cookie Crisp bender...
    markdukes95 Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    as a kid i LOVED cocoa puffs and lucky charms ( mashmallows )lol
    Hoju Koolander Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    You definitely hit the most popular cereals. It just brings a smile to my face looking at all the art on the boxes and remembering the commercials. Someone needs to do an article on all the TV/Movie tie-in cereals like Ghostbusters cereal, C-3PO's, etc. They all sucked but at least the packaging was cool.
    Ravenloft Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    look at the Booberry cereal in the bowl on the old covers to see the sugary coating that made them so good, then compare that to the current cereal to see how airy, porous, and tasteless they are today. Nobody likes soggy cereal if it wasn't for the marshmellows and huge underground fan base (like me) that still buys a box now and then I doubt they could sell a box.
    Ravenloft Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    actually there are five General Mills monster cereals the missing two are Fruite Brute and Yummy Mummy. As to what they tasted like imagine blueberry,chocolate or strawberry flavored frosted Alphabits with awesome cereal marshmellows of the same flavor. they were extremely milk resistant so if you poured an economy sized bowl of half the box the first bite was as delicious as the last. They dyed the milk so you could have choc milk too for those people who pour it out when they are done. They changed the ingredients years later however and went to whole grain and peanut flour seriously altering the taste and texture and ruined them in my opinion. Plus now they get soggy because they lack the sugary coating. fruit Bruite and Yummy mummy had trix like combinations of fruity flavors while the bruite had fruity marshmellows, and Mummy had vanilla ones. they only were available for a couple of years unlike the main three. General mills had weird distibution with these cereals so some states didn't get them at all or they are only available seasonally.
    SladeGarrison Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    Man, I haven't had Golden Grahams in so long! Man, it was always between GG, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Cookie Crisp whenever my mom actually that last one for me.
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