Mr.Bumpy:Hello, everyone!Welcome to “Mr.Bumpy and friends”! From today I`m going to do criticisms and stuff like that.To start, a criticism from Destructo about one of the worst cartoons of all the time:Mirmo(2002)

Destructo:Mirmo is about the adventures of mirmo, a Smurf(…)Err(..)Sorry, about the adventures of a muglox(a fat littlte b*st*rd).

This is Mirmo(I told you, He`s a fat little b*st*rd).Muglox can make magic with instruments.Hey, that`s clever!Imagine you are mirmo and you are flooling of a precipice. So, you need to make music(and dance) while you`re fooling to the ground to make a bed appear.That`s useless.


This is Rima.This b*tch is Mirmo`s “girlfriend”.She`s always beating him up.After that, She starts criying and she says to him that he`s very cruel.Look, b*tch, next time you do that I`m going to smash you with my mallet, then I will punch your face and finally I will put my missiles on your butt.Get that, punk?Seriuslly, she`s one of the worst cartoon characters ever.

This is Katie.She`s Mirmo`s human partner.Her IQ Isn`t very high.Muglox can have a human partner.She loves Dylan, that“Playboy” down there.A muglox can have a human partner, but they`re invisible for the rest of the humans.It`s forbidden for humans to go to Mirmo`s world, too.That`s what piss me off.What`s wrong with humans?I love humans.The director of Bump in the Night was a human.Wasn`t?

Rest of characters:

Dylan, the cleverest character in the show.

Azumi.This b*tch loves Dylan and she hates Katie(her rival).

Kyle.This guy is rich, and he loves Katie.

Murumo.He is Mirmo`s brother and Kyle`s partner.Also, He`s gay.No, wait.I was kidding.

Yatch.He`s Azumi`s muglox partner.And he is a ninja.(Ohhh, scary)

The is just annoying.You now?This show looks awesome the first time you take a look at it.That`s because it is very colourful.After a year and half,I asked to myself:Why I am watching this rubbish?F*ck this sh*t!

There are some songs in the show, too.(And as you can see, they`re horrible)
Muglox love cakes, and every Muglox has a favourite cake.The question is:If they love sweets,why does they go to Japan?Why don't they go to Switzerland?Europeans make the best cakes!Stupid litlle men(…)

During the last season, a new character came out.

This robot(the character I was talking about)(I don`t remember its name) looks like a subnormal with that lipstick.This b*st*rd drinks(what?), eats and he deforms when people hit him(...).Looks like the guionist was having drugs at the moment he made him.

I don`t know anybody with mind that likes this.And why is that?Because it stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This show is diarreha that cames out of my eyes.

Sorry,I think the Wirter`s Corner have some problems(or maybe it is my Word programme)Blahblahblahblah(...)

Squishy:That`s all folks!