Ninja Madness

How I wanted to be a ninja and some examples of the shadow society from my childhood

Ninjitsu



Ninjitsu the art of assassination and espionage.
As a child I always wanted to be a ninja. I remember getting a set of ninja pajamas and running around our house kicking and punching anything in sight. I was the black ninja, my brother was the red ninja.
I got my first "real" ninja suit at around 12 years old which actually only consisted of a black karate GI, tabi boots and a hood but it was better than my old pajamas. Anyways... some of the ninja things I remember from my childhood.

Ninjas in Video Games
All are Nintendo Entertainment System Games as that was the primary system of my youth.



Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja (1988)
You were a coca cola drinking vigilante up against a horde of multicolored ninjas.



Shinobi (1989) a popular arcade game ported to various systems the most popular being Sega but this is the NES version I had.



Shadow of the Ninja (1990) another save the world from the evil threatening empire by using your ninja skills game.




Wrath of the Black Manta (1990) Ninja magic at its finest plus the ability to sneak up on enemies from behind and hold a knife to their throat.

My favorite Ninja game was Ninja Gaiden (1988) and it's two sequels
Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos and Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom



One "Ninja" game that I owned that was frustrating because of its difficulty was,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(1989)



The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle were introduced to us in the 1984 comic book by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird.

A Ninja master is turned into a rat and teaches four mutant turtles how to be ninjas and they fight the Shredder and his band of foot soldiers (also ninjas).


I remember watching the cartoons from 1987 on.



and then there were the toys. With more variations of the central turtle characters than you could shake a stick at.

Ninjas in Comic Books

Other Ninjas in comic books were the hand from Marvel Comics.



A band of dirty cutthroats created by Frank Miller (of 300 fame) in the Daredevil comic who also fought Wolverine in his first mini-series 1982 (also Frank Miller) and later Wolvie and Captain America in Uncanny X-Men issue 268 that were some of my all time favorite comics.







Wolverine also fights a ninja by the name of Ogun in the Kitty Pryde and Wolverine Mini-Series (1985).

GI Joes

Two of my favorite ninjas from Marvel's GI Joe comic books



The toy line that spawned a comic and a cartoon or is it the cartoon that spawned a toy line?



I know that Snake Eyes is technically not a ninja in the truest sense of the word being a "commando" and all but he did "study mystic martial arts with the same ninja family that produced Storm Shadow", that and he was one cool action figure probably my favorite of all time. Pictured above are versions one (1982), two (1985) and three (1989).



Storm Shadow (my second favorite) "can trace his family history through thirty generations of assassins. He can scale sheer walls with bare hands and feet, move with blinding speed, and endure unspeakable hardship and pain". Versions one (1984) and two (1988).

Jinx (1987) recruited by Snake Eyes for the Joes.

Firefly (1984) not a ninja but looks like one, my 3rd favorite guy.


Other Ninja Toys



Chuck Norris had a cartoon called Karate Kommandos (1986) that spawned a toy line that had two cool ninja figures- Ninja Warrior and Super Ninja.



GUTS! (1986) Aikido force had several ninja looking guys, but how Aikido is related to ninjas is beyond me being another kind of Japanese martial art all together.



He Man and the Masters of the Universe Evil Ninja Warrior NINJOR with the stupidest name ever was one of the last original MOTU figures in 1986.

Ninjas in Movies



I remember all of these ninja movies that came out, there are far too many to list but some of my favorites had Shô Kosugi in them. Revenge of the Ninja (1983) and Enter the Ninja (1981).

Well these are some of my childhood ninja memories, sorry if I neglected to mention your favorite ninja character or merchandise. Until next time "Never piss off a Ninja!"

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Comments
    palmer10 Posted 2 years 2 months ago
    Holy Shit the Chuck Norris Ninja Warrior was one of my favorite action figures as a kid! I had totally forgotten about this and would have never guessed it was a Chuck Norris toy.
    Hoju Koolander Posted 4 years 3 months ago
    It was all about NInjas wasn't it? That Storm Shadow from 1988 was my all-time favorite G.I. Joe figure or at least the one I always played with at my friend's house).
    starfox81 Posted 4 years 7 months ago
    agreed only if youre plannin on suicide NEVER PISS OFF A NINJA cause dudes you well be owned and pwnd it hurts as much as a ...FALCON PUNCH (im sorry i had to say it)
    Ravenloft Posted 5 years 1 month ago
    We had all sorts of ninja stuff that's for sure. remember suction cup shuriken throwing stars from the grocery store? What an excuse to dress in black, strap on a plastic sword, sneak out in the middle of the night and creep around in the dark climbing rooftops and carports. those ninja creeps with my brother and friends were some of my fondest childhood memories.
    GrimReaper Posted 5 years 2 months ago
    i thnk Timber was Snake Eyes dog, not stormshadows.
    the dude abides Posted 5 years 3 months ago
    Didn't Storm Shadow have a dog sometimes? I seem to recall a white dog named Timber that appeared with him in some episodes.
    borkumriff Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    GUTS! Wow...I still have some of those figures but I never knew what they were called.
    retro_gamer_Zero Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    wolverine is a ninja???
    scrymusic Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    I think American Ninja 2 had Dudikoff but I think three was the chick that was possessed by an evil ninja and her boyfriend was a cop and he had to save her at the end in a shaolin style temple... Not sure though.
    StokerAce Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    American Ninja is awesome.
    I always loved the box art for the NES TMNT game, but wondered why they all had red bandannas on.

    i saw on wikipedia.org that Sho Kosugi is in works to make another Ninja movie. I say AWESOME!
    NLogan Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    Well considering that I was 20 years old when Beverly Hills Ninja came out in 1997 it really doesn't fit into my childhood although it may for some. Nostalgia is a funny thing and what may get you to smile while remembering something from the past may not be the same for everyone else, although I did think Beverly Hills Ninja was funny. Even still there are so many ninja movies that it would have been impractical to list them all. One thing I did forget to mention was the two ninjas from the Coleco 1985 Rambo series, White Dragon and Black Dragon.
    thabz Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    I do remember American Ninja with Michael Dudikoff as well as in American Ninja 4 where he met the other guy (David Bradley, i think) who was the American Ninja in part 3 & 5 (not sure about part 2). I wonder what happen to these guys and what they've been up to?
    scrymusic Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    Anybody remember the movie "American Ninja" staring Michael Dudikoff? That movie for me, made you wanna be a ninja.

    Awesome article!
    d7kid Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    Whats coolet then a ninja? Nothing, thats what!
    [space:armada] Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    Super article! I loved ninjas as well, got those 2 white GI Joe ninjas, lots of TMNT and some of the videogames. I also had a ninja costume. Thanks for the memories!
    bamfingnightcrawler Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    You are welcome. I really enjoyed your article.
    NLogan Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    ccavera I did enjoy it thanks! Great minds must think alike. Thanks fuzzy Elf for telling me the correct spelling of Ninjutsu.
    ccavera Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    Nice article. I wrote one about Ninja games a while back that you might enjoy:

    http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/1444/

    HarryReems Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    Heck dammit yeah!
    I definitely went apeshyte over Ninja Turtles, Ninja Gaiden, and Snake Eyes from GI Joes too.
    Every cool kid goes through a ninja phase. It's a well respected & documented theory in the basic biology of dudes.
    PirateNinja6 Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    Chuck Norris Ninja action figures! XD
    kirayamato Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    who freaken cares smartass
    bamfingnightcrawler Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    The correct spelling is actually Ninjutsu.
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