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  • Stuart, Aunt Noreen, & Doreen: Aunt Noreen: Happy Birthday, Stuart! Do you remember which aunt I am?
    Stuart Larkin: The alcoholic?
    Aunt Noreen: No...
    Stuart Larkin: The one who lives with her "FRIEND", Linda?
    Aunt Noreen: No...
    Stuart Larkin: Then you must be the ugly one.
    -Stuart, Aunt Noreen, & Doreen
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