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  • "You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning" -Mitch
    "Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" -Chris
    "No..." -Mitch
    "Why am I the only one who has that dream?"...
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