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  • Al's waiter: (yawn) May I take your order...?
    Bob: I NEED SLOW FOOD TO GO FAST!!!
    Al's waiter: ...ha, ha, ha, thats a good one. Hear THAT AL...?
    Al: ...WHAAT!?!
    Al's waiter: ...slow food doesn't go fast, thats why it's slow.
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