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  • Adult ralphie, Mother, Ralphie: Mother: Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?

    Adult Ralphie: Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out.

    Ralphie: I want an offical Red Rider carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.

    -Adult ralphie, Mother, Ralphie
  • A Christmas Story