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Altered Beast - Arcade
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Altered Beast - Arcade
Altered Beast. Homoerotic video gaming at it's best.
By: eep!
Pop Rocks & Coca-Cola
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Pop Rocks & Coca-Cola
Pop Rocks & Coca-Cola. A deadly mixture? I think not!!
By: eep!
The Neo-Geo and how it could have gone better in the US.
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The Neo-Geo and how it could have gone better in the US.
A different take on how SNK's infamous Neo-Geo console could've had a better exposure in the good ol' US of A...
By: Pokejedservo
The Monster Squad
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The Monster Squad
The Goonies may have saved the neighborhood, but The Monster Squad has to save the whole world from the forces of evil.
By: Mystie
The Wizard
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The Wizard
C'mon, we all remember this 1.5 hour piece of eye candy! This is the review you've been waiting for
By: Lucas2600b
Cartoon love (The Bad Kind)
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Cartoon love (The Bad Kind)
We were young and foolish. Fiction and fact blurred. We were in love, with cartoon women.
By: Mister Gone
Sectaurs - Spidrax Attacks!
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Sectaurs - Spidrax Attacks!
A picture synopsis of the first episode of Sectaurs - your favorite bug riding brutes of the 80s!
By: Lucas2600b
Creepshow 2
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Creepshow 2
“The Creep”, a rotting ghoul, delivers his latest issues of “Creepshow” comics to a local newsstand.
By: eep!
Monster Party - NES
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Monster Party - NES
Whose Idea was it to have an onion ring boss and why fight it? Now, if I were hungry I would eat it. Eh! My stomaching i...
By: eep!
Ms. Pac Man - Arcade
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Ms. Pac Man - Arcade
Ms. Pac Man. Timeless arcade classic.
By: eep!
Predator - NES
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Predator - NES
In 1987 a game of such quality was released that it would change the world forever...or not.
By: eep!
Dont Eat the Pictures
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Dont Eat the Pictures
In a movement against the digestion of historical works of art, Sesame Street brings you this film.
By: Mystie
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time...
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It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time...
Ill advised game features that resulted in more broken controllers than fun.
By: System
The #1 of #2’s – My Top Ten of Second Installments
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The #1 of #2’s – My Top Ten of Second Installments
This is my top ten list of Second fiddles that weren’t second fiddle.
By: System
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie
A look at one of the greatest literary works mankind has ever achieved.
By: System
The Legend of Zelda - Animated Series
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The Legend of Zelda - Animated Series
The onslaught of Nintendo franchise products continues with the Zelda cartoon series.
By: eep!
Top Ten 1980s Board Games
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Top Ten 1980s Board Games
Your X-box ain’t got nothin’ on my Pop-O-Matic Bubble.
By: Jason43
Super Mario Bros. Colouring Book
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Super Mario Bros. Colouring Book
Are those long hours of playing Mario getting boring? Then it’s time to set down the controller and pick up the crayon.
By: eep!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - NES
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A Nightmare on Elm Street - NES
A Nightmare on Elm Street, setting the standard for crappy movie based games since 1990.
By: eep!
Abadox - NES
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Abadox - NES
Abadox! Plotless gruesomeness that will keep you glued to the screen.
By: eep!
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