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  • Zach Crandell: We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
    Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
    Melissa Crandell: Probably choked on her whistle.
  • Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
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