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  • Mitchell Goosen: Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?
    Wiley: He never joined the Hairclub For Men?
    [buzzer sound]
    Mitchell Goosen: Wrong. Because his motto was: I am what I am. Do you think Popeye ever worried about what he wore just so he could get Olive Oil in the sack? I shou...
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